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Family Size

Family Size

A white man, a black man and an Arab were standing around bragging about the size of their families.

The white man boasted, "I have 4 boys and my wife is expecting another -- Five boys. . . I will have a basketball team!"

The black man, not to be outdone, said, "That's nothing! I have10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another son -- that will make 11. . . I will have a football team!!"

The Arab, looked at both of them and screamed out, "You both should be ashamed of yourselves! I have 17 wives." . . . One more and I will have a golf course."




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Little Johnny

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

I have one

I have one,
Your dad has one,
Your Mom uses your dads,
your aunt uses your uncles,
Indians have a long one,
chinese have a short one,
Madonna doesnt have one,
Do you have one....how long is your one?
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Sure you must be having a SURNAME!

What were you thinking.......... )

Transfering Germs

Teacher: Believe it or not, whenever a boy kisses a girl he pass transfers on 60,000 germs to the girl. So what do you think you should do?

A girl raises her hand.

Girl: Madam, I believe that we should return their germs in the same manner.

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