What is a Girlfriend?
Q:) What is a Girlfriend?
A:) Addition of problems, Subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & Division of friends!
More Hindi Jokes
These are some of the application and leave letters written by various personnel. English, as they say, is really a funny language!
1. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. please sanction me one week leave"...
2. A candidate's application "This has reference to your ad calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."
3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I have to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from head-ache. I request you to leave me today"
WOW ITS ALL ABOUT U AND ME
Read on you will discover new things about you and me.
The night was dark, the moon was high,
I stopped my car....u wondered why?
I leant so close, u felt shy.
I uttered those three words....
Friends are like mirrors, they are our reflection, You are damn lucky I look good !!!!
You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts, Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.
There was this drunk, that was brought to the court, this drunks license was revoked several years ago, but still he is often caught driving.
The Judge furiously said to the drunk "Why the hell in the last 12 years you have appeared in my courtroom so many times"?"
"Hell, judge," said the drunk with a sloppy grin, "It's not my fault if you can't get promoted."