Pot of Gold
There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent blonde woman.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?
None, because none of these characters exist.
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Can a hamburger run a mile in under 4 minutes?
Yes! Because it is a fast food.
FATHER: What did you learn in school today?
SON: Our teacher taught us writing.
FATHER: What did you write?
SON: I don't know. She hasn't taught us reading yet.