The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"
More Stupid Jokes
Once a boy had a black tongue. What ever he said was to happen.
One day he was playing with his friends. He lost his marbles in the play. He sked his friends to return the marbles. But they refused. He said "O God take them to you".
Immediately the boys were dead.
Similarly he wished the same for his teacher because the teacher had hit him for not completing the homework. So the teacher died.
So, the neighbours, friends and all complained the boy's father about this. The father started hitting his son.
The son again said "O God take away my father ". Next day the neighbour died.
Once there was a man who gave his friend $ 10 for his face plastic surgery. His friend said, after the surgery I'll return the money.
After a few weeks his wife said "has your friend returned the money" the man said "how can I? I don't know his face."
There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman.
And in the fourth corner you find an extremely intelligent blonde woman.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?
None, because none of these characters exist.