Once a movie is released. The most horror one. Whoever would see it would die of heart attack. The producer had a challenge that who ever would see the movie and survived will get Rs.1,00,000.

A man accepted the challenge. He watched the movie and came out. The producer gave him the award. After 4 days the challenger diesm the producer goes for the funeral and asks "How did he die?"

One of his relatives replies, "He unterstood the story just before a minute he died!"

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The Photographer

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.

As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.

After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

Black Tongue

Once a boy had a black tongue. What ever he said was to happen.

One day he was playing with his friends. He lost his marbles in the play. He sked his friends to return the marbles. But they refused. He said "O God take them to you".

Immediately the boys were dead.

Similarly he wished the same for his teacher because the teacher had hit him for not completing the homework. So the teacher died.

So, the neighbours, friends and all complained the boy's father about this. The father started hitting his son.

The son again said "O God take away my father ". Next day the neighbour died.

Plastic Surgery

Once there was a man who gave his friend $ 10 for his face plastic surgery. His friend said, after the surgery I'll return the money.

After a few weeks his wife said "has your friend returned the money" the man said "how can I? I don't know his face."

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