Make this bear a Christian
One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.
When in the woods he came upon a bear?
The man started running?
And he ran for a while until all of a sudden he triped over a tree root.
And at this moment he was almost face to face with the bear.
Then he said "Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to give me it would be to make this bear a christian."
And at that instant.....
The bear halted to a stop and droped on his knees and said
"Dear Lord thank you for the food I am about to receive"!!
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The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"
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Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand...
Once a movie is released. The most horror one. Whoever would see it would die of heart attack. The producer had a challenge that who ever would see the movie and survived will get Rs.1,00,000.
A man accepted the challenge. He watched the movie and came out. The producer gave him the award. After 4 days the challenger diesm the producer goes for the funeral and asks "How did he die?"
One of his relatives replies, "He unterstood the story just before a minute he died!"