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4 Puzzles

# 4 Puzzles

1. What is it?
"it" is a pronoun.

2. Can use make a sentence by using three because?
I use because, because because is a conjuction.

3. What is the center of YOU?
"O" is the center.

4. Head is the tail, Tail is in the Head, U R is the middle, Guess what?
"CH-UR-CH"

### More Stupid Jokes

Make this bear a Christian

One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.

When in the woods he came upon a bear?

The man started running?

And he ran for a while until all of a sudden he triped over a tree root.

And at this moment he was almost face to face with the bear.

Then he said "Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to give me it would be to make this bear a christian."

And at that instant.....

The bear halted to a stop and droped on his knees and said

"Dear Lord thank you for the food I am about to receive"!!

Throwing Butter

Why did john throw butter out of the window?

Coz he wanted to see butter-fly

No More Child

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand...