There was a lady who had a dog named "New Fashion". One day she was bathing and her dog ran out of the house.
She ran behind her dog naked calling "NEW FASHION NEW FASHION"
More Stupid Jokes
1. What is it?
"it" is a pronoun.
2. Can use make a sentence by using three because?
I use because, because because is a conjuction.
3. What is the center of YOU?
"O" is the center.
4. Head is the tail, Tail is in the Head, U R is the middle, Guess what?
One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.
When in the woods he came upon a bear?
The man started running?
And he ran for a while until all of a sudden he triped over a tree root.
And at this moment he was almost face to face with the bear.
Then he said "Dear Lord, if there is one wish I would want for you to give me it would be to make this bear a christian."
And at that instant.....
The bear halted to a stop and droped on his knees and said
"Dear Lord thank you for the food I am about to receive"!!
Why did john throw butter out of the window?
Coz he wanted to see butter-fly