How to Light a Cigratte

How to Light a Cigratte

James Bond is sailing in a boat in the middle of the pacific ocean and along and with him, in the boat are seven huge stones. He has a cigratte in his mouth but does not have a matchstick to light it, how does he light his matchstick? (there is no one in the vicinity)

Ans: He throws the seven stones out of the boat so the boat becomes LIGHTER.

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