Two Friends

Two Friends never planned to marry 'coz they heard much about the after marriage controversies between the partners. But due to internal pressure they both married.

After a long time, one day both of them met and asked each other about their life and whether they married or not.

Tensed both of them, first friend told the other" Yaar, kya bataoon, meri to raaton ki neend haram ho gayee. jab bhi bed room mein jaata hoon, meri biwi bolti hai- eh chal gear laga".

The other much more tensed replied" Yeh to kuch bhi nahin, main to jab bhi bed room mein jaata hoon, meri biwi kehti hai" jaanu, ek litre petrol bharna."

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There was a drunk sitting in a local tavern when a drop dead gorgeous lady walked in and sat the other end of the bar from him. He said to the bartender "Give that babe a drink on me."

The bartender replied," Sure, but don't count on anything from it, she happens to be a lesbian." Being too drunk to even think straight, the guy decided to strike up a conversation with the lady and, approaching her stated, "I hear you are from lesbia.

Correcting him she told him there was no such place and that she was a lesbian. Unable to make him understand that it was a lifestyle, she offered an example. "Do you see that young lady in the corner?"

"Yes" he says "What I would like to do to her is to take her home, remove her shirt, fondle her lovely breasts and then make love to her all night."

With this, the drunk broke down and started to cry.

"What is the matter?" She asked.

The drunk said through his tears, "I think I am a lesbian too".


Q:) What is the similarity between iodex and sex?
A:) ooh.... ahh..... ouch....

Q:) What is the similarity between a girl and an audio cassette?
A:) Both can be played from both the sides.......

Which Brand

QUES: Which brand of shoes would a guy wear who has never had sex?
ANS: Nai ki (nike)!

QUES: Which brand of shoes would a girl wear who is virgin at 27?
ANS: Karo naa (carona) !

QUES: Which brand of shoes would a guy who is a sex maniac?
ANS: Li khoob bar (lee cooper) !

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