Once ant and mosquito got married. Full day mosquito would stay in house but every night mosquito would come out of his house. So a man asked "why do you come out of your house every night. Mosquito answered "Every night my wife use Goodnight"
More Stupid Jokes
Once X AND Y two people walk down the road....
X doesn't know ABC OF computers.
X asks Y what is this computer used for?
Y says you don't know?
Okay I WILL MAIL U!
James Bond is sailing in a boat in the middle of the pacific ocean and along and with him, in the boat are seven huge stones. He has a cigratte in his mouth but does not have a matchstick to light it, how does he light his matchstick? (there is no one in the vicinity)
Ans: He throws the seven stones out of the boat so the boat becomes LIGHTER.
Once upon a time there was a village about which it was famous that it was enchanted by ghosts.
Foreigner: Hey! Mr.is your village enchanted by ghosts?
The man: I really dont know because I died 29 years ago!