Once ant and mosquito got married. Full day mosquito would stay in house but every night mosquito would come out of his house. So a man asked "why do you come out of your house every night. Mosquito answered "Every night my wife use Goodnight"
In The Bedroom
Aslam, interested in a house advertised for sale, went to have a look at it. The owner met him at the door and proceeded to show him around. They saw the drawing room, the dining room, the bathroom, the kitchen and then made their way upstairs to the bedroom.
The owner opened the bedroom door. There on the bed were a couple locked in an embrace. "Ah," said the owner. "That is my wife and my good friend Suresh."
They then made their way back to the kitchen where the owner prepared two cups of coffee, took one himself and gave the other to the intrigued Aslam. Not able to contain his curiosity, Aslam asked, "But what about the two upstairs?"
"Oh, let them come down and make their own coffee," answered the owner.
More Stupid Jokes
Once X AND Y two people walk down the road....
X doesn't know ABC OF computers.
X asks Y what is this computer used for?
Y says you don't know?
Okay I WILL MAIL U!
James Bond is sailing in a boat in the middle of the pacific ocean and along and with him, in the boat are seven huge stones. He has a cigratte in his mouth but does not have a matchstick to light it, how does he light his matchstick? (there is no one in the vicinity)
Ans: He throws the seven stones out of the boat so the boat becomes LIGHTER.