Q. What is the similarity between a man and mouse?
A. Both are in search of holes!!
More Stupid Jokes
Aslam, interested in a house advertised for sale, went to have a look at it. The owner met him at the door and proceeded to show him around. They saw the drawing room, the dining room, the bathroom, the kitchen and then made their way upstairs to the bedroom.
The owner opened the bedroom door. There on the bed were a couple locked in an embrace. "Ah," said the owner. "That is my wife and my good friend Suresh."
They then made their way back to the kitchen where the owner prepared two cups of coffee, took one himself and gave the other to the intrigued Aslam. Not able to contain his curiosity, Aslam asked, "But what about the two upstairs?"
"Oh, let them come down and make their own coffee," answered the owner.
Once ant and mosquito got married. Full day mosquito would stay in house but every night mosquito would come out of his house. So a man asked "why do you come out of your house every night. Mosquito answered "Every night my wife use Goodnight"
Once X AND Y two people walk down the road....
X doesn't know ABC OF computers.
X asks Y what is this computer used for?
Y says you don't know?
Okay I WILL MAIL U!