Which mouse has two legs?
Which duck has two legs?
Donald Duck, no all ducks.
More Stupid Jokes
Once 2 ants were sitting on a tree, their enemy elephant was passing under the tree.
1st ant : shall we beat him?
2nd ant : not now! now we are two and he is alone.
Dad : Study
Son : NO
Dad : Nobody died of studying
Son : I don't want to be the first one
Q. What is the similarity between a man and mouse?
A. Both are in search of holes!!