Two Legs

Which mouse has two legs?
Mickey Mouse.

Which duck has two legs?
Donald Duck, no all ducks.

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Enemy Elephant

Once 2 ants were sitting on a tree, their enemy elephant was passing under the tree.

1st ant : shall we beat him?
2nd ant : not now! now we are two and he is alone.


Dad : Study
Son : NO

Dad : Nobody died of studying
Son : I don't want to be the first one


Q. What is the similarity between a man and mouse?

A. Both are in search of holes!!

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