One night of passion
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Damn", says the ant, "One night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
More Stupid Jokes
Once three lizards are sitting on a wall. Suddenly, two of them fall down, & one remains on the wall. Why?
The one on the wall is singing, and the other two are clapping!!
Which mouse has two legs?
Which duck has two legs?
Donald Duck, no all ducks.
Once 2 ants were sitting on a tree, their enemy elephant was passing under the tree.
1st ant : shall we beat him?
2nd ant : not now! now we are two and he is alone.