What does a sign board near a tiger's cage say?

Ans: Trespassers welcome for dinner.

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One night of passion

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Damn", says the ant, "One night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

Three Lizards

Once three lizards are sitting on a wall. Suddenly, two of them fall down, & one remains on the wall. Why?

The one on the wall is singing, and the other two are clapping!!

Two Legs

Which mouse has two legs?
Mickey Mouse.

Which duck has two legs?
Donald Duck, no all ducks.

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