Fishing on a Frozen Lake
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice and dropped in his fishing line. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch.
The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been hereonly a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rorms rarrm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rorms rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
More Stupid Jokes
Two avid fisherman and well-known drunks, were out in a boat on their favorite lake one day drowning some worms and polishing off some brews. Suddenly, Tony got what he thought was a nibble.
Reeling it in he found a bottle with a cork in it. Naturally curious, he uncorked the bottle and a large genie appeared. The genie said "I will grant you one wish." Tony thought for a second and said "I wish this whole lake was beer." Poof! His wish came true.
The lake was now filled with their favorite brew. Harold looked at Tony in disgust and said "you fool, now we have to piss in the boat."
What does a sign board near a tiger's cage say?
Ans: Trespassers welcome for dinner.
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Damn", says the ant, "One night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"