Once a girl went to a church to confess something. The priest asked her what she wanted to confess. She said that she had called a guy, named John, bastard.
On this the priest asked why? The girl said :
"I met a handsome boy in a hotel. We got in a mood to have sex. He took me to his room. He opened my shirt".
The priest asked : "like this"? And opened her shirt.
The girl said : "yes. Then he took off my pant and then his own shirt".
The priest asked : "like this"? And did the same.
The girl said : "yes. Then he took off his pant and my bra."
The priest asked : "like this"? And did the same.
The girl said : "yes then he took off his underwear and my panties".
The priest asked : "like this"? And did the same.
The girl said : "yes then he inserted his penis into my vagina several times".
The priest asked : "like this"? And did the same.
The girl said : "yes"
The priest said : "So what is wrong in this evberybody does this. Why did you call him a bastard?
The girl said : "I asked him if he had ---- aids ----? And he said ----- yes -----".
On this the priest said :: "john you bastard".

