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Lip to Lip

Lip to Lip

Q:) What is lip to lip with the finger in a hole?

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A:) "What are you thinking, you are just sipping a cup of coffee"




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The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, 'this is a rock.'

At which the chief looks and grunts, 'rock.'

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The doctor says, "Which position do you use?"
The lady says, "We always do it doggie style."

The doctor says, That's your problem. Try using the missionary position."
She says, "I can't do that. My dog has terrible breath."

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The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

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