1. Men who run behind car get exhausted.
2. Panties are not the best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!!!
3. Virginity is like a balloon - one prick, all gone.
4. If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
5. Men who live in glass house got to dress in basement.
More Stupid Jokes
Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
My mother-in-law visits me only twice a year...... Lucky naa ...
But each time she stays for six months.