5 Truths

1. Men who run behind car get exhausted.

2. Panties are not the best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!!!

3. Virginity is like a balloon - one prick, all gone.

4. If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

5. Men who live in glass house got to dress in basement.

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Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

Old Age Discussion

Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.

One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."

An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."

The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."

"So what's your problem?" asked the others.

"I don't wake up until nine."

Twice a Year

My mother-in-law visits me only twice a year...... Lucky naa ...

But each time she stays for six months.

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