Q: Why do software engineer's smoke more?
A: Coz they tend to ignore warnings.
More Stupid Jokes
1. Men who run behind car get exhausted.
2. Panties are not the best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!!!
3. Virginity is like a balloon - one prick, all gone.
4. If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
5. Men who live in glass house got to dress in basement.
Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
Three old women are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
One seventy-five year old woman says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
An eighty year old woman says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The ninety year old woman says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."