Condom around a cigar

Condom around a cigar

Once there are two ladies who smoke a "Camel" brand cigar. During the rains one of the ladies had a condom around a cigar.

On being asked by the other lady she reasoned that the cigar did not get wet.

So the second lady went to a chemist and asked for a condom, The chemist asked her which one she wanted. She said give me any which would fit a "Camel".

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