Condom around a cigar
Once there are two ladies who smoke a "Camel" brand cigar. During the rains one of the ladies had a condom around a cigar.
On being asked by the other lady she reasoned that the cigar did not get wet.
So the second lady went to a chemist and asked for a condom, The chemist asked her which one she wanted. She said give me any which would fit a "Camel".
More Stupid Jokes
Q: Why do software engineer's smoke more?
A: Coz they tend to ignore warnings.
1. Men who run behind car get exhausted.
2. Panties are not the best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!!!
3. Virginity is like a balloon - one prick, all gone.
4. If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
5. Men who live in glass house got to dress in basement.
Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."