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Waiting For Bus

Waiting For Bus

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed...

Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!!"

"I know," the other woman replied. "I heard it snoring...!"




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Like Shit

A man walking down the road, suddenly stopped and stared down at a bulk of shit lying there, then, he said: "It sure does look like shit", he bent further to touch it, and then "it sure does feel like shit"

He bent further to smell it, then he said "it sure does smell like shit",

After that, he picked it up and ate it, then he said "it sure does taste like It" and finally he said "thank god I didn't step on it"

The 'F' Test

Read the sentence below:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count the F's in that sentence. Count them only once.

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ANSWER:

There are six F's in the sentence.

A person of average intelligence finds three of them.
If you spotted four, you're above average.
If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.
If you caught six, you are a genius.

There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's.

Romantic Countries

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

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