Computer's Gender

Computer's Gender

Both women and men were asked what gender would be most appropriate for computers.

WOMEN responded:
Computers should be masculine:
1.In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
3. Most of the time,THEY are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you waited a little longer
you could have had a better model.

MEN responded:
Computers should be female.
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.

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