In Army

A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the army.

"But, wait a minute," said the listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?"

"Sure," replied the man.

"Well, won't they find out?"

The man shrugged, "But who'll tell?"

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Length of a mini skirt

Q:) What should be the length of a mini skirt?

A:) It should be short enough to be interesting and long enough to hide the object of interest.

3 Friends

Once 3 friends were lost in the jungle. The third friend thought himself to be extra-smart and was over-confident. Suddenly, the tribals captured them. Incidentally, the Chief of the tribe knew English. That tribal asked the first friend whether he wanted 'OOGABOOGA or Death.

The first friend answered 'OOGABOOGA'.Then,some ladies of that tribe took the man into the cave and fucked him for 12 hours. After those 12 long hours the first friend comes out panting and collapses to the ground.

Both the friends were watching this.The second friend friend said that he preferred 'OOGABOOGA'too.The ladies fucked him for 24 hours. He hardly came out when he collpsed and he could not get up.

The third friend was watching this. As he was extra-smart he opted for Death. Then after sometime the Chief announced the following message - "OOGABOOGA till death"

Sex Object

My girlfriend is a real sex object.

Whenever I mention sex she objects.

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