John: Swimming sure is a good exercise.
Nancy : Are you kidding? Why a Hippo spends ninety percent of her time in the water and look at her figure!
More Stupid Jokes
Once, in the morning, two idiots were quarelling. The first idiot was saying that there is sun in the sky, while other was claiming that there is moon in the sky.
Then they saw a man passing by and decided to ask him what is there in the sky. Both the idiots went to him and asked whether there is sun in the sky or moon. The man stared at both of them and then replied, "Sorry, I am new in this village."
Once there are two ladies who smoke a "Camel" brand cigar. During the rains one of the ladies had a condom around a cigar.
On being asked by the other lady she reasoned that the cigar did not get wet.
So the second lady went to a chemist and asked for a condom, The chemist asked her which one she wanted. She said give me any which would fit a "Camel".
Q: Why do software engineer's smoke more?
A: Coz they tend to ignore warnings.