Such low marks
MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
More Stupid Jokes
Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears...
Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...
But fart just one time..........!
John: Swimming sure is a good exercise.
Nancy : Are you kidding? Why a Hippo spends ninety percent of her time in the water and look at her figure!
Once, in the morning, two idiots were quarelling. The first idiot was saying that there is sun in the sky, while other was claiming that there is moon in the sky.
Then they saw a man passing by and decided to ask him what is there in the sky. Both the idiots went to him and asked whether there is sun in the sky or moon. The man stared at both of them and then replied, "Sorry, I am new in this village."