When we drink
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
More Stupid Jokes
MOTHER: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
JUNIOR: Because of absence.
MOTHER: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
JUNIOR: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears...
Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...
But fart just one time..........!
John: Swimming sure is a good exercise.
Nancy : Are you kidding? Why a Hippo spends ninety percent of her time in the water and look at her figure!