What a coincidence?

What a coincidence?

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Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846
John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860
John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960

Both wives lost children while living in the white house
Both presidents were shot on a Friday
Both presidents were shot in the head

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln

Both were assassinated by southerners
Both were succeeded by southerners

Both successors were named Johnson
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939

Both assassins were known by their three names
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters

Lincoln was shot at the theater named Kennedy
Kennedy was shot in a car called Lincoln

Booth ran from the theatre and was caught in a warehouse
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials


A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe

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"Opportunity is no where" or
"Opportunity is now here"?

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He bent further to smell it, then he said "it sure does smell like shit",

After that, he picked it up and ate it, then he said "it sure does taste like It" and finally he said "thank god I didn't step on it"

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