What Does This Say?
Did you read it as. . .
"Opportunity is no where" or
"Opportunity is now here"?
ATTITUDE, makes all the difference in the world in our perception of situations!
What a coincidence?
What a coincidence? Go through this.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846
John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860
John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1960
Both wives lost children while living in the white house
Both presidents were shot on a Friday
Both presidents were shot in the head
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln
Both were assassinated by southerners
Both were succeeded by southerners
Both successors were named Johnson
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939
Both assassins were known by their three names
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters
Lincoln was shot at the theater named Kennedy
Kennedy was shot in a car called Lincoln
Booth ran from the theatre and was caught in a warehouse
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials
AND HERE'S THE KICKER
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe
More Funny Jokes
What Does This Say?
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed...
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!!"
"I know," the other woman replied. "I heard it snoring...!"
A man walking down the road, suddenly stopped and stared down at a bulk of shit lying there, then, he said: "It sure does look like shit", he bent further to touch it, and then "it sure does feel like shit"
He bent further to smell it, then he said "it sure does smell like shit",
After that, he picked it up and ate it, then he said "it sure does taste like It" and finally he said "thank god I didn't step on it"