Rename Viagra

Rename Viagra

Q:) Do you know what Bill Gates will do after buying out the company that manufactures Viagra?

A:) He will re-name his company as MICROHARD!

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Computer's Gender

Both women and men were asked what gender would be most appropriate for computers.

WOMEN responded:
Computers should be masculine:
1.In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
3. Most of the time,THEY are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you waited a little longer
you could have had a better model.

MEN responded:
Computers should be female.
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.

Long Password

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.

"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

Keyboard Error

A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.

When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.

She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?

There isn't even a keyboard attached?

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