I have three college degrees:
B.S. - Bull Shit
M.S. - More of the Same
Ph.D. - Piled Higher and Deeper
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A pretty flight stewardess emerges from pilots cabin with hair dis-levelled, blouse open and bra torn she says, no wonder they call this COCK pit.
You have been selected for FREE 3 Days and 2 Nights stay at Hotel Camp Taliban, Afghanistan.
Free Lively Entertainment :-
1. Fire Works and Air Show by U.S. Air Force.
2. Get Physical - Exciting Games - Hide and Seek, Smoke me Out - hosted by Osama Bin Ladeen.
Once in a Life Time opportunity - once you come here ... we guarantee you will never leave...
For Confirmation and Reservation of front seats contact President Musharraf of Pakistan.
Osman Bin Laden
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!