Mouse - Male or Female
Q] Is the computer mouse a male or female?
A] Certainly It is a female because it needs a pad.
More Computer Jokes
Q:) Do you know what Bill Gates will do after buying out the company that manufactures Viagra?
A:) He will re-name his company as MICROHARD!
Both women and men were asked what gender would be most appropriate for computers.
Computers should be masculine:
1.In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.
3. Most of the time,THEY are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one,you realize that if you waited a little longer
you could have had a better model.
Computers should be female.
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."