Telephone Conversation

Telephone Conversation

Q:) What did one telephone say to another telephone?

A:) I am engaged.

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What is the height of globalization?

A: Princess Diana.


A British princess with her Egyptian boyfriend going into a German car having a Dutch engine being driven by a Belgian driver on Scottish whisky being chased by Italian paparazzi on their Japanese motorcycles crashed into a French tunnel, treated by an American doctor on Brazilian medicines dies.

Died Virgin

An old lady 85, a virgin, about to die wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

The engraver shortened it to: RETURNED UNOPENED.

Ball Returns

Teacher: A ball is thrown upwards why does it returns back to the ground?

Students: (reply's) 'coz there's no one to catch the ball.

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