Q:) What did one telephone say to another telephone?
A:) I am engaged.
More Stupid Jokes
What is the height of globalization?
A: Princess Diana.
A British princess with her Egyptian boyfriend going into a German car having a Dutch engine being driven by a Belgian driver on Scottish whisky being chased by Italian paparazzi on their Japanese motorcycles crashed into a French tunnel, treated by an American doctor on Brazilian medicines dies.
An old lady 85, a virgin, about to die wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: RETURNED UNOPENED.
Teacher: A ball is thrown upwards why does it returns back to the ground?
Students: (reply's) 'coz there's no one to catch the ball.