On Date...

On Date...

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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Do you have the machine?

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought "This should impress him!"

He showed his son the machine and said "Son, this is the heart of the factory. This machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said "Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?"

The father furious, thought and said "Yes son, we call it your mother."

Have Sex

A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, the woman screamed at him and told him to leave.

Later that evening, the woman told her husband of the incident. He said he'd stay home the following day just in case the man returned.

Sure enough, the next day the same man returned. The husband hid with his gun while his wife answered the door. When she was asked again if she knew how to have sex, she replied, "Sure, I do! Why do you ask?"

"Good," said the man at the door, "give some to your husband the next time you see him, and tell him to keep away from my wife!"

Promotional Scheme

A new Petrol Pump was inaugurated. The business was a bit slow. The owner thought of putting a promotional scheme. After a lot of brainstorming he decided on a novel, exciting plan. Next day he put a banner on his Pump saying," Buy Rs. 500.00 worth of Petrol and get free Sex !!!...* Conditions Apply."

A Sardarji read the banner and drove in for a refill. He filled 500 rupee worth of petrol and asked for free sex. The attendant directed him to the office. The man in the office saw his receipt of Rs. 500 and said that yes, he was eligible for free sex but he will have to guess any number from 1 to 9 and if his guess matched today number picked by the pump management, he would get free sex.

The surdarji guessed 7. The clerk looked into his folder and said, sorry, the number doesn't match. better luck next time.

After a week Sardarji went for a fill again. this time he guessed 3 and the clerk said sorry the number didn't match. Sardarji was really disappointed and was going back to his car when he met another Sardarji, his friend. He told him his predicament and said he thought this scheme was a fraud.

The other sardarji said, " It surely isn't a fraud. My wife got lucky two consecutive times!".

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