Curtain and Panty
Q:) What is the difference between Curtain and Panty?
A:) Show comes to an end when curtain goes down, Show begins when panty goes down.
More Stupid Jokes
Q:) Why did the teacher wore sunglass to the School ?
A:) Coz the children were very bright!
Q:) A person who heals your ills by pills, and kills you by bills?
A:) A doctor.
At a Public Toilet
"Some come here to shit and thunder,
Others come here to sit and wonder."
Englishman greets Indianman : "How do you do?"
Indianman replies, "I don't know about you, but we lift-up our woman's saree & do"
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this
is 12 inches.