How old the bones were?
While gazing at dinosaur fossils in New Mexico, a tourist asked a guide how old the bones were.
"These happen to be one hundred million and three years old," said the guide.
"How can you be so exact?" asked the tourist.
"Oh, I just have a good memory," replied the guide. "An archaeologist came here and told me these bones were a hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago."
More Stupid Jokes
A graffitti written on a wall :
"Children on backseats cause accidents,
Accidents on backseats cause children!"
Q:) What is the difference between Curtain and Panty?
A:) Show comes to an end when curtain goes down, Show begins when panty goes down.
Q:) Why did the teacher wore sunglass to the School ?
A:) Coz the children were very bright!
Q:) A person who heals your ills by pills, and kills you by bills?
A:) A doctor.
At a Public Toilet
"Some come here to shit and thunder,
Others come here to sit and wonder."