How old the bones were?

How old the bones were?

While gazing at dinosaur fossils in New Mexico, a tourist asked a guide how old the bones were.

"These happen to be one hundred million and three years old," said the guide.

"How can you be so exact?" asked the tourist.

"Oh, I just have a good memory," replied the guide. "An archaeologist came here and told me these bones were a hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago."

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