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Big Tits..

Big Tits..

The other day, while I was seeing my mate, he asked me what I looked for in a woman. Naturally I replied, "Big tits."

She said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."

So I said, "Oh, seriously big tits."

"No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"

She looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt.

"Spend the rest of my life with one woman? No woman's tits are that big."




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