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Some Cool Definitions

Some Cool Definitions

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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And now Some real facts:
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The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the english language.

Typewriter, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.




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Big Tits..

The other day, while I was seeing my mate, he asked me what I looked for in a woman. Naturally I replied, "Big tits."

She said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."

So I said, "Oh, seriously big tits."

"No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"

She looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt.

"Spend the rest of my life with one woman? No woman's tits are that big."

Underwear

One who wears underwear under his pants - ordinary man

One who wears underwear above his pants - Superman

One who doesn't wear underwear - Gentle man

Prostitutes Grave

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A:) Finally she sleeps alone!!

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