TRUE mother-in-law

TRUE mother-in-law

"Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a suit.

"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one.

"No! He agreed to marry My daughter," said the other.

And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.

"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall chop the young attorney in half.

Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill the innocent blood, let the other woman's daughter marry him."

The wise king did not hesitate a moment.

"The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to chop him in two!" exclaimed the king's court.

"Indeed," said wise King Solomon, "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

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The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.

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