Types of farters
A person who loves the smell of his own farts
A person who loves the smell of other people's farts
A person who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine
A person who releases silent farts and then blushes
A person who boldly farts out loud and then laughs
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead
A person who farts regularly but is only concerned about pollution
A person who stops in the middle of his fart
A person who admits he farted but offers good medical reasons
A person who farts and then blames the dog
A person who suppresses a fart for hours and hours
A person who has several good farts in reserve
A person who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy
A person who conceals his farts with loud coughing
A person who farts in bed and then fluffs the cover over his bedmate
A person who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart precisely the latest food item consumed
A person who farts at the slightest exertion
A person who would truly love to, but can't fart at all
A person who farts and then starts crying
More Stupid Jokes
Q:) Whats the similarity between college girls and pregnant women?
A:) Both Bunk Periods!!!!
Two secretaries of a boss were talking.
First : New boss dresses well.
Second : Yeah and quickly too!!
Women are unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man,
after marriage she suspects him,
and after death she respects him.