Two Pandits were riding very fast on a motorcycle. The speeding bike was promptly stopped by a policeman, who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you had an accident?"
One of the priests smiled and said, "Dont worry, my son. God is with us." The policeman replied, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle."
More Hindi Jokes
The Pakistani Air Force recently purchased a fleet of Chinese fighter jets. They invited over a Chinese official and at a gathering, the Chinese guy says to the Pakis, "These planes are so simple, even you fools can use them".
The chief of the air force asks how its all done. The Chinese guy says, "OK. So easy! Press this button to go right. This button to go left, and this button to go up!"
The Paki Air Force Chief then asks, "So, how do you come down?" The Chinese guy replies, "Oh, leave that to the Indian Air Force!"
X and Y were in a public bathroom
X: Which shaving cream do you use?
X: Which aftershave do you use?
X: Which deodorant do you use?
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
X: Which banian do you use?
X: Which vests do you use?
X (Bugged up): Accha tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???
Y: No, He is my room-mate!
An American born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing.
When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he asked how many years it took to build it. The guide replied 20 years. The American desi remarked You guys are lazy, in America we can build some thing like this in 5 years. At Red Fort in Dehli he asked the same question. The guide reduced the period to impress him and said Ten years. Only ten years The American Desi retorted: Didnt I say you guys are slow workers! In America we could have built it in 2 1/2 years. Same story everywhere. He admired the places but reduced the period to 1/4th. The guide got irritated by this young American Desi. Next day when they were near Qutab Minar the American Desi asked what is that tower? The guide replied I ll have to go and find out. When I was passing by this side last evening there was nothing here.