A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies. After the movie he took her to Lookout Mountain, parked the car and started to kiss her.
As things progressed they started fondling each other. Before long they were ready to make love. He asked her if she would like to get in the back seat.
She said, "no."
He unbuttoned her blouse and began fondling her breasts and once again he asked her if she would like to get in the back seat.
Again she said, "no".
As more and more of her clothing came off he became really hot and excited. Once again he asked her "Would you like to get in the back seat?"
And again she said, "no".
Frustrated he asked "Why not?"
To which she replied "I want to stay in the front seat with you."
More Blonde Jokes
A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she buys a gun and puts it in her purse. Then she goes over to her boyfriend's apartment the very next day. As she throws the door open, she sees her boyfriend making out with some girl on the couch.
"I knew it!" the blonde screams, and she takes out the gun. Then, utterly distraught, she points it at her own head.
"No, honey!" the boyfriend yells, "Don't do it, please!"
"Shut up!" the blonde replies, "You're next!"
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the order.
Gloria came to the door, and Alan said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
Gloria said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
Alan asked, "Oh, alright, would you like it pasteurized?"
Gloria replied, "No, just up to my waist."
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?
A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding?
A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"?
A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box?
A: A case of empties.