The Latest Pledge
The Latest Pledge of boyz
India is our nation...
Girls r our destination..
Dating is our occupation...
Flirting is our profession...
to hell with education.
More Hindi Jokes
Two Pandits were riding very fast on a motorcycle. The speeding bike was promptly stopped by a policeman, who said, "What do you think you are doing? What if you had an accident?"
One of the priests smiled and said, "Dont worry, my son. God is with us." The policeman replied, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle."
The Pakistani Air Force recently purchased a fleet of Chinese fighter jets. They invited over a Chinese official and at a gathering, the Chinese guy says to the Pakis, "These planes are so simple, even you fools can use them".
The chief of the air force asks how its all done. The Chinese guy says, "OK. So easy! Press this button to go right. This button to go left, and this button to go up!"
The Paki Air Force Chief then asks, "So, how do you come down?" The Chinese guy replies, "Oh, leave that to the Indian Air Force!"
X and Y were in a public bathroom
X: Which shaving cream do you use?
X: Which aftershave do you use?
X: Which deodorant do you use?
X: Which toothpaste do you use?
X: Which banian do you use?
X: Which vests do you use?
X (Bugged up): Accha tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???
Y: No, He is my room-mate!