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Types of men

Types of men

Types of men in Rest Rooms, which one r u??

Excitable Type : Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type : Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type : Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has peed and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type : Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type : All urinals being occupied, uses sink.

Clever Type: Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at same time.

Vain Type: Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.

Absent Minded Type : Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in his pants.

Worried Type: Not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.

Disgrunted Type: Stands for a while, grunts,farts, tries to pee, fails, farts and walks away.

Sneaky Type : Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the bloke next to him.

Sloppy Type : Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and adjusts his balls 10 mins later.

Learned Type : Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.

Childish Type: Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while peeing.

Strong Type : Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock the drops off.

Drunken Type : Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his trousers.

Embarrased Type : Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there and pees through his fingers.

Cockeyed Type : Stands in one cubical and pees in next.




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The Female pencil got pregnant !!

Which Male pencil is responsible?

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THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER!!

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