Church Bell

Church Bell

Once a young lady who was married to an old guy returned to her moms place... her mom was suprised to see her with out her husband.. so she asked her were he was and that young lady started crying and all she had to say was that he is no more....that shocked mom asked her daughter what happened.

Though ur husband was in his sweet 60's there was nothing wrong with him then what went wrong.....then the daughter said it happened like this we had a happy night life...every time that church bell rang we used to have sex...and in that same speed as the bell rang he used to put in all that effort and put in that shot....the bell rang with a break of 5 sec's and we enjoyed..... then again that curious mom looked at her young widow daughter and asked then wat the hell went wrong.

The daughter started crying again and said "yesterday a FIRE ENGINE passed by".........

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