Full form of wife
W - Worries
I - Invited
F - For
E - Ever.
W - Wonderful
I - Instrument
F - For
E - Enjoyment
More Stupid Jokes
The three fastest means of communication:
You should know both good and bad things.
When a woman is 18, she is a football. 20 men (+reserve) going after her.
When she is 28, she is a hockey ball. 8 men afterher. (forward players).
When she is 38, she is a golf ball. One man hitting her.
When she is 48, she is a pingpong ball, two men pushing to each other.
A man walks into a supermarket and buys :
1 bar of soap
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The girl at the checkout looks at him and says, "You're single aren't you?" The man replies very sarcastically, "How did you guess?" She replies, "Because you are so damn ugly!"