A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"
More Marriage Jokes
A farmer's wife was terribly suspicious.
Every evening she subjected her husband to an inspection.
And if she found even a single hair on his coat, she created a terrible scene.
One night, she found nothing. "So," she screamed: "Now it's a bald-headed woman!"
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said,
"It's my turn."
"What do you mean, your turn?" yelled the husband.
"In bed," she explained, "You've been making early withdrawals for years. Now, it's my turn."
The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
"Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "that guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
Her husband said, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much."