Bra-less

A middle-aged guy says to his wife, "You should go bra-less."

She says, "Do you think my breasts are still perky enough?" He says, "No, but maybe it'd pull the wrinkles out of your face."




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Problems Start With MEN

HERE IS THE PROOF.......womens problems start with MEN

Just a thought for us women:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY naecologist......................

and when we have real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? Send this to all of the women you know and
brighten their day!

How to Impress

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her,
Respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the earth for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring food.

Difference between men and women

Q:) What's the biggest difference between men and women?

A:) A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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