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NEWTON'S THREE LAWS

NEWTON'S THREE LAWS

NEWTON'S THREE LAWS

LAW 1: LENGTH OF POLE IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE DEPTH OF HOLE.

LAW 2: TO AND FRO MOTION PRODUCES WHITE LOTION.

LAW 3: A POLE IN A HOLE PRODUCES A NEW SOUL.




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Church Bell

Once a young lady who was married to an old guy returned to her moms place... her mom was suprised to see her with out her husband.. so she asked her were he was and that young lady started crying and all she had to say was that he is no more....that shocked mom asked her daughter what happened.

Though ur husband was in his sweet 60's there was nothing wrong with him then what went wrong.....then the daughter said it happened like this we had a happy night life...every time that church bell rang we used to have sex...and in that same speed as the bell rang he used to put in all that effort and put in that shot....the bell rang with a break of 5 sec's and we enjoyed..... then again that curious mom looked at her young widow daughter and asked then wat the hell went wrong.

The daughter started crying again and said "yesterday a FIRE ENGINE passed by".........

Definition of Rape

What is the definition of rape??

Ans. Application of Erection into Depression without Permission!!!

3 Nuns

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of Condoms."

"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.

The third nun said, "Oh shit."

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