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Courses for Women

Courses for Women

Few advanced courses for women.

Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game.

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want Without Nagging.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

11. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up.

12 Introduction to Parking

13 Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14 Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15 Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16 Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17 Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18 Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19 PMS: "Poor Me Syndrome" Your Problem Not His

20 Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21 Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22 Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23 Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24 Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25 TV Remotes: For Men Only




More Funny Jokes

Better

Woman: These men are really fools, you tell them something, they would listen with one ear and then pass it out from the another.

Man : Its still better, you tell something to a women, she would listen with both the ears and pour it out through the mouth.

Intelligence

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

True facts about girls

Some true facts about girls, read it out....

If you praise her,
She thinks you are lying
If you don't,
You are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding

If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy

If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man


If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for
seduction

If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex......
So weak, yet so powerful.........
So confusing, yet so desirable.
So damning, yet so wonderful

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